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The roast
Upload your résumé or paste your LinkedIn profile. We flag vague claims, tired clichés, buried wins, and every line that makes a recruiter keep scrolling.
Career feedback, no safe mode
Your résumé needs the brutal truth.
Upload a résumé or LinkedIn profile for a brutally funny critique. See exactly what is weak, then upgrade to a complete professional rewrite.
Useful feedback first. Rewrite only if you want it.
The founder promise
Funny, not fluffy
Every roast lands on a specific problem you can actually fix.
Truth over vanity scores
No meaningless 87/100. You get direct, prioritized feedback.
Your experience stays yours
We sharpen the story without inventing achievements.
From cringe to credible
Three passes. Zero corporate fog.
Resume Ripper starts with candor, turns it into a plan, and finishes with polished application material when you choose the rewrite.
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The diagnosis
Get clear, prioritized fixes—not a generic score. You will see what is hurting the document, why it matters, and what to change first.
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The professional rewrite
When you are ready to stop patching sentences, buy a complete rewrite that sharpens your positioning, achievements, structure, and voice.
Pick your level of intervention
Get roasted free. Pay for the rescue.
One-time packages for one job-search document. No subscription to forget.
The Roast
$0
For anyone who wants an honest second opinion before rewriting.
- Résumé or LinkedIn critique
- Brutally funny line-by-line feedback
- Prioritized list of fixes
The Rewrite
Complete professional overhaul
$79
For job seekers ready to replace patched-together bullets with a clear, credible narrative.
Everything in The Roast
Rewritten summary and experience
Achievement-led bullet structure
Cleaner, recruiter-friendly language
Role-focused positioning
One polished final résumé
Before you upload
Fair questions. Straight answers.
Your résumé has been polite long enough
Find out what recruiters won’t tell you.
Upload your résumé or LinkedIn profile. Get the laugh, the truth, and a practical way forward.
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